Dead Kennedys - Terminal Preppie

I go to collegeThat makes me so coolI live in a dormAnd show off by the pool I join the right clubsJust to build an impressionI block out thinkingIt won't get me ahead My ambition in lifeIs to look good on paperAll I want is a slotIn some big corporation John Belushi's my heroI lampoon and I ape himMy news of the worldComes from Sports Illustrated I'm proud of my trophiesLike my empty beer