NoFX - S&M Airlines

I went to the airport, but I missed my flightI had to get out of this town tonightThen a lady in black caught my attentionI couldn't figure out what was her intentionShe told me about a flight that was leaving tonightShe could get me a seat and the price was rightShe tugged on my pants so I jumped at the chanceI had no idea what was in store for meShe welcomed me aboard then she strapped me to my