Hi, I don't want the hassle of doing anything worth while..

Pst, hey, hey you. Got any illegal software? Huh huh? Do you have an http site or ftp site that I could get stuff from? I obviously don't have the capacity nor the patience to try different avenues for obtaining software. If it becomes too difficult, I don't want to do it. So, you got anything for me man? Peer to peer seems flaky, but a website, that's trustworthy. I can trust it. Could you help