Food

It's rather amusing. I go out and buy myself something to eat while I work. I come back, then the guy next to me is sniffing my food and "oh that looks good" or "may I borrow a fork?" type of thing. So, what does he do? He starts chatting with his girlfriend and convinces her to bring him food without him starting the topic of hunger. Moral of this story? Pretend you're a dumb motherfucker and